10 Ways You Know Your Internet Connection Is A Little Slow

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Saturday, 09-Sep-2006 13:06:24

10 Ways You Know Your Internet Connection Is A Little Slow

1. Text on Web pages displays as Morse Code

2. Graphics arrive via FedEx

3. You believe a heavier string might improve your connection

4. You post a message to your favorite newsgroup and it displays a week
later

5. Your credit card expires while ordering online

6. ESPN Web site exhibits "Heisman Trophy Winner" ...for 1989

7. You're still in the middle of downloading that popular new game, "PacMan"

8. Everyone you talk to on the 'net phone' sounds like Forrest Gump

9. You receive e-mails with stamps on them

10. When you click the "Send" button, a little door opens on the side of
your monitor and a pigeon flies out.

Post 2 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Saturday, 09-Sep-2006 15:14:30

Lol, thanks.

Post 3 by b3n (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Saturday, 09-Sep-2006 16:09:43

hmmm you've done better than that in your posts; sorry.

Post 4 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Saturday, 09-Sep-2006 19:10:54

Good ones. I particularly liked the one about the pigeon.